Nope. Do not pass go, no not collect $200, go straight to jail.
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Robber Wearing Iron Man Suit Holds Up Florida Blood Bank – CBS Miami
A robber dressed in a sweat suit as the superhero character Iron Man is being sought for an armed heist at a South Florida blood bank.
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2017/03/12/robber-wearing-iron-man-suit-robs-florida-blood-bank/Suicide is bad, 'mkay? So is crimes against humanity.
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Man on trial for sex crimes found dead in parking garage
A man on trial for sex crimes was found dead in a parking garage in Murfreesboro.
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/florida-pastor-on-trial-for-sex-crimes-found-dead-in-murfreesboro-parking-garageWhat takes the cake, in a tool box in the bed of his truck, LEOs find what looks to be a grenade. The Florida Man didn't know if it was live or not, saying that he found it while cleaning out a veteran's home, and decided to keep it because it was cool. Upon inspection and X-Rays by the bomb squad, they found it was live. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
They also found drugs and drug paraphernalia in his truck. He was charged and booked.
What a #Dumbass a definite Honorable Mention for a #DarwinAward .
https://nypost.com/2021/10...

Florida man had live grenade, clown mannequin inside truck
Louis Branson told deputies he found the grenade three or four years ago while cleaning out a veteran’s home and decided to keep it.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/florida-man-had-live-grenade-clown-mannequin-inside-truck/https://nypost.com/2021/10...

Massachusetts man David Staveley imprisoned for COVID-19 scheme, faking suicide
A Massachusetts man who faked his own suicide to avoid being charged for defrauding the government out of $543,000 in COVID-19 relief loans was sentenced to nearly five behind bars.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/09/massachusetts-man-david-staveley-imprisoned-for-covid-19-scheme-faking-suicide/The author of this post has “No Comment” about it all. 🤦♂️
https://nypost.com/2021/09...

Florida man charged for shooting suspected teen burglar in back
A Florida man is facing criminal charges for shooting a suspected teen burglar in the back as he tried to flee, authorities said. Chad Edward Locke, 51,...
https://nypost.com/2021/09/14/florida-man-charged-for-shooting-suspected-teen-burglar-in-back/